My friend Brooke clued me in to a hilarious website yesterday. It's called Dear Blank Please Blank. Not exactly the best idea when you have a biochemistry exam coming up the next day, but a perfect way to procrastinate otherwise.
Some of my personal favorites:
Dear humans,
You get mad at me if I wake you, and you get mad at me if I don't!
Sincerely, confused alarm clock.
Dear self,
My wallet would appreciate you not walking into a grocery store when your hungry.
Sincerely, I swear I just bought half the store.
Dear icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...
Sincerely, the Titanic.
And of course:
Dear wife,
If it's a boy we're naming him Chandler. If it's a girl, then Monica.
Sincerely, an avid F.R.I.E.N.D.S fan about to have a child.
Top F.R.I.E.N.D.S. photo from Vanity Fair.
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